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alexblagg:

Love you, Googs.

@alexblagg: Happy Birthday, Google. What do you get the website that already has all of your personal data, banking info and browsing history?

@MarketplaceTech: Scarlett Johansson did more to raise awareness of hacking in one day than I have in my entire tech journalism career.

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sarahchristine:

welcometothisblogbitch:

Currently awaiting reply.

The LORD will show her the answer.

@CourtneyStodden: Drenched within a very sensuous Sunday morning! God Bless! “Commit to the LORD whatever you do, and your plans will succeed.” Proverbs 16:3

@ChaseMit: @CourtneyStodden I will give you eleven dollars to tell me what you think “sensuous” means.

@WillFerrell: Sitting in green room with Justin Bieber… must resist urge to roundhouse kick him in his midget face

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@kent_police: we have no reported Godzilla or mega monster activity in Canterbury, or indeed anywhere

courtenaybird:

@DannyZuker 

@dannyzuker: GMA called Kim Kardashian’s wedding “America’s Royal Wedding” in case you were looking for something to write in America’s obit.

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matthewknell:

THIS

MEEP

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apsies:

Oh no they did not!

Oh yes, they did.

@whitehouse: @wiggsd Sorry to hear that. Fiscal policy is important, but can be dry sometimes. Here’s something more fun: [RickRoll video] #WHChat

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@edaross: During a programming job interview when they asked ‘Do you know the C language’ apparently ‘I can speak whale’ wasn’t the right answer